im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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