I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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