love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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