I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Randomize
