the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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