out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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