If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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