party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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