I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
