he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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