I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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