roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
Randomize
