i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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