I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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