fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My vagina is officially offended.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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