i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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