His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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