so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i came on her dog
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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