where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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