I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Fuck appropriateness.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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