What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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