you win again, gameday.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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