Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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