Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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