Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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