Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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