Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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