found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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