guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Buhtt sex?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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