I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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