I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize