you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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