Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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