Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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