NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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