Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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