he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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