Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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