Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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