oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Randomize
