It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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