brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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