And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My ass is underappreciated
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Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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