This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
