he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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