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remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Actions speak louder than pants.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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