it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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