Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Randomize
