i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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