Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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