I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm just crazy horny about you
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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