And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
