You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
is that a dick in a sweater?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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