the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
We had to coat check the pizza.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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