can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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