Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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